Caption this:

"Who said I can't dance?"

Now someone asks me for my opinion on the presidental election.

Time to buy a lottery ticket

Purple Pain!

Tonya Harding struck again!

Oh I forgot to tell you "good luck", again!

Put your broken leg in and shake it all about!

Who knew Tanya Harding would take up ballet!?

"You should have seen the 2:00 matinee"

It wasn't meant to be taken literally dufus!

"Being in this cast has been my lifelong dream."

I did my best but they still gave me the boot.

If only I'd asked for a million dollars.

Unfortunately, for this flamingo dancer when she was "cast" for SWAN LAKE....She didn't notice it was froze over.

Superstitious? Not me...that would be bad luck!

looks like Tina has a leg up on the BREAK dance competition!

One of two ways of casting a ballerina...

Gee, thanks guys, but couldn't you have just wish me "good luck" instead!

1It's not how hard we fall as americans, it's how quickly we stand up for change.

"If you wanted to do it literally, I would have told you to break your nose."

Tip Tap...Break, Snap!

Been there done that.

Here's the newest cast member!

Caption – "I've really got to stop taking things so literally!"

You could at least match your bandage to your tutu!

I asked for a new CAST member...not a new cased member!

I told you to bust a groove not break a leg.

Third time's the charm.

Casting call for dancers this Saturday. Come audition we'll help you break into the industry!

All I did was ask for Tanya Harding's autograph

Susie was always a little too competitive in casting calls.

This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be in the cast.

Break A Dance

she said she wanted to be in the cast in the worst way....

Professional Dancers On Closed Stage. Do Not Attempt At Home.

Even ballerinas LOVE "do'n the boot scoot'n boogie" !!! (YEE-HAW!)

Break a.....never mind.....

Another episode of "Dancin with the Scars"

"...I can't believe I used my last sick day to go snowboarding..."

"...the more I attempt to "walk it off", the lower my Dad's HMO deductible goes..."

"...do you have something that matches a pink tu-tu..."

"Its like she's got two left feet out there!" "POINT YOUR TOES DAPHNE!"

oops! sorry

yoy didn't have to take it so literally

next time a simple "good luck " would be better

Never again will I underestimate Chuck Norris's dancing skills.

Bush & McCain Dance their way through the Financial Meltdown to Victory at the Polls

Dancing With the Scars

.......go out there and break your leg.....I mean a leg ....I mean... forget it

Tutu booboo.

Do you have any idea how much I paid for the costume, not to mention the lessons? You will dance in that recital !!!!

Cojoined twins and world famous ballarinas Tanya and Mildred Dillard vow never to go skiing again.

When ballerinas get into cat fights...

Fractured Ballet

I thought of "Break a leg, Girl!"

or

"Tap, tap, clunk. Tap, tap, clunk."

"I'm gonna win "Dancing With the Stars" if it kills me!"

What happens if you put "your left foot in/out" wrong when Hokey Pokey-ing.

"I've got the scars to prove it," stated John Mccain,
Well here's the proof.

Think dancing with a cast is hard, try a three legged race to the hospital with my husband.

Looks like Misty May-Treanor, needs a new trainer. Hahaha get it, treanor/trainer. OMG funny.

"Just because I told her to get her old booty off the dance floor, Cloris Leechman took a bat to my leg!!"

Sarah Palin struggles to teach Nancy Pelosi new tap steps.

"When I said 'break a leg' I didn't mean it literally!"

Yeah, OK, So I took it literally.....

If you keep this picture up for caption much longer I am gonna end up breakin my other leg.

You didn't tell me "break a leg" was just an expression!

They told me to "break a leg" at the dress rehearsal, what's tonight gonna be like?

I told you I would do anything to get out of wearing tights.

I wish she hadn't worn her Doc Martins at rehersal!

"It takes two to Tango!"

Going for a "sympathy vote" from the judges...

The Four-Legged Tap Monster apparently can't escape the terror of its' own 4 left feet!

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"Frozen Wheels"