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Doctor,
I think you left something in my mouth.

or

Director,
I dont think this makeup will compete with the Predator movie.

Thats the last time I ride on a motorcycle without a windshield!

Jamie Summers sits in the dentist chair admiring her new bionic tooth in preparation for the upcoming hot dog eating contest – with plans to destroy Kobiashi Maru.

How many songs will this new I-Pod hold?

I told you we should have put an X for the colonoscopy

Does this green make my tooth look fat?

Dental Insurance $20.00 a month
Co-pay $15.00
Dinie renderred speechless PRICELESS

Dinie wanted a smile to resemble her childhood friend, Kermit the frog.

not sure i will ever be able to kiss you again,,,,,lol
still those beautifull eyes,,,luv ya

Dude! Where's my tongue?

" Do I have something in my teeth?"

Is that John McCain in there giving a speech in front of another green screen?

Lip piercings are soooooo five minutes ago!

Will I be on the 3G network?

Isn't this what happened to Lucille Ball?

"Dr. Frankentstein smiled when he thought of how early in his career he had to place the bolts outside the neck. He leaned back and in a moment of satisfaction considered how far he had come as a surgeon"

as seen on tv

Dentist to patient : Dinie, I have an emergency at home, so I will get back
to you in an hour...do you mind?
Patient : ennnngh!
Dentist: Great...see you later...

Prepare to be assimilated...

I'm the poster child for Michael Moore 's view of the health insurance crisis, but I'm more than a little nervous about having to do my own ROOT CANAL.

Photo Rooter

I wonder if i get service in there!

Iz it zafe?

I'm ready for the digital TV transition!

This is what happens when you hang out with the guy with the blender

I can't believe I ate the whoooole thing!

"Well it's a Driller!!! Driller Night!!"

4 out of 5 dentist reccomend you dont see this before your root canal

What happens when the American Dental Association is sponsored by Academy Sport and Outdoors.

You are Here.

Resistance is futile.

Oils well-Go ahead and drill! I feel lucky!

Vee have vays of making you talk.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

A glance at this photo, only confirms Fox Mulder's inquiry into the UFO phenomenon.

Where the heck are Scully and Muldar when you really need them to believe this stuff is real?

dentist says " Is this a bad time to mention that i dropped out of dentist school to go to vegas?" "Whooppss!!!"

Young lady ,you need to stop having dinner with your Uncle Hannibal. Lay off the fava beans and nice chianti!!

Well Doc, Thought I'd try to fix the problem myself.

My caption for the picture of the woman getting a root canal: "You can't handle the tooth!"

"No, I can't kiss you, Kingon – this is temporary, but, I AM flattered!"

Hello Clarice

-Dr. Hannibal Lecter

or

Olympic cyclist avoiding toxic fumes in dentist's office

Proof that aliens don't always use an anal probe.

Teeth to dentist: Nobody move or the broad gets it

dirty mouth clean it up.

You are Rootless in Seattle!

Caption for Root Canal Picture:

Young lady, stop having dinner with your Uncle Hannabal. No more fava beans and chianti.

Rebuilding America's Infrastructure: One Bridge at a Time.

I don't think this is the gynecologist's office...

The online dating site said to use a recent picture!

Patient: aaah aaaarg aaargh aaaah aaargha aaaaah haaa aaaaa gargle garrrrg haaa aaaa gaaaa gag.

Dentist: Yes yes, After this, we still have 3 more sessions of root canals. The swelling should be gone in a few days and you can go back to eating solid foods....